Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Waterboy Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Someone's full name is said, e.g. "Bobby Boucher" or "Vicki Vaillancourt"
  2. Kathy Bates/Mama says "the DEBBIL!"
  3. Someone tackles someone else
  4. Coach Klein is inswane
  5. Someone says "water," (not "waterboy")
Take a bonus drink for Farmer Fran's unintelligible ramblings.
Take a bonus drink every time a character or characters are shown laughing.

Finish your drink for "You can do it...you can do it ALL...NIGHT...LONG!"

*Intended for beer.*
*Be warned: Quite an intense one.*

Saturday, April 28, 2012

The Punisher Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. You see a gun (Every single camera shot, big man)
  2. You see the Punisher symbol (Wanna drink? Look for shots with the t-shirt)
  3. Someone dies
  4. Something blows up
  5. You're proud to be a man (MAN!) (or, if you're a woman, you either briefly wish you were a man or are glad you aren't)
Take a bonus drink for hackneyed sentimental moments (swelling music, unbelievable dialogue, etc.).

Finish your drink to alleviate the pain caused by watching multiple piercings being ripped out of a man's face.

For the lady being forced to watch this movie by her gentleman friend:
  • Take a drink every time this movie is clearly made by a bunch of men licking their own balls.
  • Take a drink every time Thomas Jane is used as Man Candy (take two drinks every time you like it)

Galaxy Quest Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. A show or character trademark line is said. Examples:
    • "Never give up. Never surrender."
    • "By Grabthar's hammer..."
    • "Full speed ahead."
  2. Guy says that he is going to die
  3. A Thermian laughs or does that weird breathe in while talking/voice raises robotically thing
  4. Sigourney Weaver (Gwen) distracts you with her breasts (it's like a trap for my eyes!) and/or repeats the computer
  5. You hear the Galaxy Quest theme music
Take a bonus drink for Tony Shalhoub being AMAZING. Basically any time he's on camera.
Take a bonus drink for Brandon/Justin Long doing that overly excited, out of breath geeky thing he does.

Finish your drink for, "And it exploded!"

Friday, April 27, 2012

10 Things I Hate About You Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. You hear a new song
  2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt does his look-how-cute-I-am-look-up-and-raise-eyebrows face
  3. If you know things, take a drink every time someone makes a Shakespeare reference (including a character or place name). If you don't, take a drink every time you think someone could conceivably be making a Shakespeare reference.
  4. You knew it was coming... Kat says or does something rude, caustic, sarcastic, acerbic, cruel, or just down right bitchy. And you like it.
  5. Kat and Bianca's dad is hilariously clueless and/or out of touch
Take a bonus drink every time a minor character is a hilarious cartoonish stereotype (e.g. Bogey, the white rasta guys).

Finish your drink for "Nothing in it for you, huh?"

*Intended for beer*
**This is a particularly intense game, especially for the first half hour or so. It is recommended that you pick one or two drinking stipulations to opt out of.**

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

What About Bob? Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Someone says "Leo"
  2. Bob says "baby steps"
  3. Leo looks like a douche to someone else because of Bob
  4. Bob displays a new phobia
  5. Someone says "Bob Wiley"
Take a bonus drink every time Richard Dreyfuss does his silly and/or crazy laugh.

Finish your drink when Dr. Leo Marvin drops his son into the lake.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Center Stage Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. There is a close up shot of feet or the word "feet" is mentioned
  2. You hear a new piece of music
  3. A character feels super sorry for him or herself or has an unnecessary chip on his or her shoulder (*cough* Eva *cough*)
  4.  You can tell that an actor or actress was clearly cast for his or her dancing ability- NOT acting ability (or vice versa)
  5. You are distracted by Peter Gallagher's epic eyebrows
Take a bonus drink when you hear a line so cheesy you can't take it, (e.g. "Whatever you feel, just dance it.")

Finish your drink for "You're not splotchy."

For the gentleman being forced to watch this movie by his lady friend:
Take a drink every time there is a new scene where characters are dancing if you're not getting drunk enough yet.

Monday, April 23, 2012

My Fair Lady Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Rex Harrison talk-sings a line in a song
  2. Eliza makes a ridiculous nonverbal noise
  3. Higgins and Pickering share a bromantic moment
  4. Mrs. Pierce is huffy and/or disapproving
  5. Alfred P. Doolittle mentions money or booze
Take a bonus drink every time Freddy is dumb.
Take a bonus drink every time you can't believe how gorgeous Audrey Hepburn is.

Finish your drink for "Take your slippers, and may you never have a day's luck with them!"

It's a Wonderful Life Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Someone says "Bedford Falls" or "George Bailey" (not just George*)
  2. Jimmy Stewart yells someone's name unnecessarily (e.g. MARY!, CLARENCE!, HARRY!)
  3. Any character mentions wings
  4. Music is actively used in the film, whether it's being played, danced to, or sung
  5. Someone in There Is No George Bailey World is unbelievably horrible and mean for no reason
Take a bonus drink every time George gives up something for another person.
Take a bonus drink every time Clarence is not the brightest crayon in the box, the sharpest tool in the shed, the smartest suit in the closet....you get our drift.

Finish your drink when Bert, the cop, fires at a moving target into an open space full of innocent bystanders.
Finish your drink for, "And a Happy New Year to you... in JAIL!"


*Unless you want to die.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Groundhog Day Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. You hear "I Got You Babe"
  2. Phil has an unbelievable talent
  3. You hear the word "groundhog"
  4. Phil gets progressively more unraveled
  5. Phil does something based on information or rehearsal from a previous Groundhog Day
Take two drinks for Ned Ryerson.

Take a bonus drink every time Andie McDowell doesn't realize this isn't a real movie.

Ever After Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Someone says "the prince" (he's not just a prince, he's the prince)
  2. A character lies to another character
  3. Someone says "love"
  4. The king (Henry's father) is flustered
  5. A book is read, shown, or referenced
Take a bonus drink every time the stepmother is a skank.
Take a bonus drink for the witty banter between Danielle and Prince Henry being out-of-control witty.

Finish your drink for "Stay aloft, Madame! There are games afoot."

For the gentleman being forced to watch this movie by his lady friend:
Take a drink every time someone says "Danielle" to help ease your pain.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Austin says "groovy," "behave," "shag," or "randy"
  2. Mini-Me bites someone or flips someone off
  3. Two characters played by Mike Myers interact
  4. Dr. Evil uses air quotes
  5. Another movie is referenced
Take a bonus drink any time there is a dance interlude.
Take a bonus drink every time something is phallic.

Finish your drink (or drink continuously if possible) for the tent scene.

Anchorman Drinking Game

This is an especially high octane one, so use beer.

Take a drink every time...
  1. The narrator speaks
  2. Someone says "Burgundy"
  3. You hear "stay classy"
  4. Something misogynistic is said
  5. Someone yells
Take a bonus drink every time Brick is clearly the best.
Take a bonus drink every time they're obviously improvising.

Finish your drink for "Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!"
Finish your drink for Afternoon Delight.






Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Young Frankenstein Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Lightning strikes
  2. Someone says "brain"
  3. Someone says "Frankenstein," and two drinks if Frederick corrects their pronunciation
  4. Gene Wilder does his inimitable Gene Wilder yell/scream thing
  5. You wonder if that's what Marty Feldman really looks like
Take a bonus drink every time this movie was clearly made by Mel Brooks.
Take a bonus drink every time Madeline Kahn is awesome.

Finish your drink for "Walk this way."

**Lots of drinks: beer strongly recommended.**

Highlander Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Christopher Lambert is CLEARLY not Scottish
  2. Sean Connery is CLEARLY not Spanish or Egyptian or whatever he's supposed to be
  3. There is a flashback
  4. Someone says "Macleod"
  5. A woman whose only point in the movie is to be attractive is unattractive
Take a bonus drink every time this movie makes you kind of depressed.
Take a bonus drink every time magic highlander power causes inexplicable property damage and/or uncomfortable sexual noises.

Finish your drink for the gratuitous sex scene.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Sorority Boys Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. KOK or DOG are seen or heard
  2. Spencer whines
  3. Harland Williams is so funny it makes you pee, or fear that you may pee, your pants
  4. You find yourself thinking what a surprisingly pretty girl Barry Watson is or what a horridly ugly girl the other two are
  5. You see a dildo
Take a bonus drink any time Barry Watson takes this movie way too seriously

Finish your drink for Adam/Adina's "Mother's ASS!" monologue

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Someone says "Betty"
  2. Ling says "Weee-ooo-weee-ooo!"
  3. You laugh at a sound effect (this includes Betty's grunts)
  4. The Chosen One shows The Mark of the Chosen One/Tonguey to someone
  5. The laws of physics are subverted

Take a bonus drink every time you forget for a minute that the entire main cast of the movie except for Steve Oedekerk is acting in a 1976 kung fu movie about Japanese imperialism and are super intense about it.

Finish your drink for "That's a lot of nuts!"

Office Space Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Someone has the feeling that Anne is cheating on Peter
  2. Someone says "Initech" or you see the word (Wanna drink more? The harder you look, the drunker you get. It's printed on badges, papers, everything!)
  3. Someone says "Bob"
  4. The soundtrack actively improves the movie
  5. Ron Livingston makes his barely discernable pouty face about something
Take a bonus drink every time the movie mirrors your life so accurately that you realize you need a drink.

Take two drinks at once for "two chicks at the same time, man."

Finish  your drink when Tom mentions or demonstrates the Jump to Conclusions Mat.


The Big Lebowski Drinking Game

Here it is! The one that started this whole crazy ride.

Big Lebowski Drinking Game (beer):

This drinking game is very simple, but it's difficult to understand how drunk it will make you until you actually try it.

1. Take one drink anytime anyone says 'dude'.


And that's it.