Dirty Harry Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. The ridiculous 70's music doesn't match the action on screen.
2. You think to yourself, "Come ON, get on with it!" *
3. Clint Eastwood is a pimp. Take a second drink every time No, that man is a PIMP**.
4. Clint is a loose cannon. Take a second drink if someone tries to rein him in.
5. Someone says (or you see) "Calahan" or "Scorpio."

Take a bonus drink every time Scorpio gets progressively crazier (basically every new scene he is in).

Take an increasing number of drinks every time someone says "Dirty Harry" (one for the first time, two for the second, etc. [if you've lost count, take five {there aren't ever five}]).

Finish your drink for, "Well, do you, punk?"


*As in, every time you're waiting for three minutes for something to happen, every time there's way too much of people running in the dark, every time the movie sacrifices excitement to realism, etc. To really fulfill this drink, with the exception of a minute forty seconds into the movie, you're probably going to have to drink pretty much constantly for the first five minutes.

**DGMania does not condone prostitution.

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The Lion King Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song
2. Someone says 'king'. Two drinks if the speaker is made out of clouds.
3. Someone says something wise and/or mystical. Take two drinks if they are floating magically in the sky.
4. An animal makes the sound it's actually supposed to make rather than speaking in English (it's up to you whether Ed counts for this one or not).
5. There is a shot of landscape. Two drinks if the landscape includes a lion made out of clouds.

Take a bonus drink every time Simba is stupid.
Take a bonus drink every time someone in the set of {Timon, Pumba, Simba} repeats something someone else says.*

Finish your drink for [SPOILER ALERT] "I...killed...Mufasa!"


*Take two drinks if you understand set notation

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The Princess Bride Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "love" or "as you wish"
2. There is a narration scene with Peter Falk and Fred Savage
3. Someone says "the Dread Pirate Roberts"
4. Someone says "highness" or "princess"
5. Someone mentions a place that isn't real (such as "Florin" or "Guilder")

Take a bonus drink every time someone, including Westley, licks Westley's balls talking about some talent he has or Westley is super pompous about something.

Take a bonus drink every time Buttercup is frustratingly stupid and/or screws stuff up. This includes every time you wonder why Buttercup can't recognize Wesley with the mask on. (I mean, come on. She's describing his eyes while looking directly into them.) Stupid women.

Finish your drink for, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."



 We always hear that the book is better than the movie. That's probably not true this time, but why not investigate?