Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Waterboy Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Someone's full name is said, e.g. "Bobby Boucher" or "Vicki Vaillancourt"
  2. Kathy Bates/Mama says "the DEBBIL!"
  3. Someone tackles someone else
  4. Coach Klein is inswane
  5. Someone says "water," (not "waterboy")
Take a bonus drink for Farmer Fran's unintelligible ramblings.
Take a bonus drink every time a character or characters are shown laughing.

Finish your drink for "You can do it...you can do it ALL...NIGHT...LONG!"

*Intended for beer.*
*Be warned: Quite an intense one.*

Saturday, April 28, 2012

The Punisher Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. You see a gun (Every single camera shot, big man)
  2. You see the Punisher symbol (Wanna drink? Look for shots with the t-shirt)
  3. Someone dies
  4. Something blows up
  5. You're proud to be a man (MAN!) (or, if you're a woman, you either briefly wish you were a man or are glad you aren't)
Take a bonus drink for hackneyed sentimental moments (swelling music, unbelievable dialogue, etc.).

Finish your drink to alleviate the pain caused by watching multiple piercings being ripped out of a man's face.

For the lady being forced to watch this movie by her gentleman friend:
  • Take a drink every time this movie is clearly made by a bunch of men licking their own balls.
  • Take a drink every time Thomas Jane is used as Man Candy (take two drinks every time you like it)

Galaxy Quest Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. A show or character trademark line is said. Examples:
    • "Never give up. Never surrender."
    • "By Grabthar's hammer..."
    • "Full speed ahead."
  2. Guy says that he is going to die
  3. A Thermian laughs or does that weird breathe in while talking/voice raises robotically thing
  4. Sigourney Weaver (Gwen) distracts you with her breasts (it's like a trap for my eyes!) and/or repeats the computer
  5. You hear the Galaxy Quest theme music
Take a bonus drink for Tony Shalhoub being AMAZING. Basically any time he's on camera.
Take a bonus drink for Brandon/Justin Long doing that overly excited, out of breath geeky thing he does.

Finish your drink for, "And it exploded!"

Friday, April 27, 2012

10 Things I Hate About You Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. You hear a new song
  2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt does his look-how-cute-I-am-look-up-and-raise-eyebrows face
  3. If you know things, take a drink every time someone makes a Shakespeare reference (including a character or place name). If you don't, take a drink every time you think someone could conceivably be making a Shakespeare reference.
  4. You knew it was coming... Kat says or does something rude, caustic, sarcastic, acerbic, cruel, or just down right bitchy. And you like it.
  5. Kat and Bianca's dad is hilariously clueless and/or out of touch
Take a bonus drink every time a minor character is a hilarious cartoonish stereotype (e.g. Bogey, the white rasta guys).

Finish your drink for "Nothing in it for you, huh?"

*Intended for beer*
**This is a particularly intense game, especially for the first half hour or so. It is recommended that you pick one or two drinking stipulations to opt out of.**

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

What About Bob? Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Someone says "Leo"
  2. Bob says "baby steps"
  3. Leo looks like a douche to someone else because of Bob
  4. Bob displays a new phobia
  5. Someone says "Bob Wiley"
Take a bonus drink every time Richard Dreyfuss does his silly and/or crazy laugh.

Finish your drink when Dr. Leo Marvin drops his son into the lake.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Center Stage Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. There is a close up shot of feet or the word "feet" is mentioned
  2. You hear a new piece of music
  3. A character feels super sorry for him or herself or has an unnecessary chip on his or her shoulder (*cough* Eva *cough*)
  4.  You can tell that an actor or actress was clearly cast for his or her dancing ability- NOT acting ability (or vice versa)
  5. You are distracted by Peter Gallagher's epic eyebrows
Take a bonus drink when you hear a line so cheesy you can't take it, (e.g. "Whatever you feel, just dance it.")

Finish your drink for "You're not splotchy."

For the gentleman being forced to watch this movie by his lady friend:
Take a drink every time there is a new scene where characters are dancing if you're not getting drunk enough yet.

Monday, April 23, 2012

My Fair Lady Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Rex Harrison talk-sings a line in a song
  2. Eliza makes a ridiculous nonverbal noise
  3. Higgins and Pickering share a bromantic moment
  4. Mrs. Pierce is huffy and/or disapproving
  5. Alfred P. Doolittle mentions money or booze
Take a bonus drink every time Freddy is dumb.
Take a bonus drink every time you can't believe how gorgeous Audrey Hepburn is.

Finish your drink for "Take your slippers, and may you never have a day's luck with them!"