Sunday, May 29, 2016

The Mummy Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

  1. A whimsical joke or quip is made in a situation that should be utterly horrifying and/or life-threatening. Take a second drink if the joke or quip is about someone's death. (Ah, the '90s...how we miss you!) 
  2. Someone says "curse" or "Hamunaptra."
  3. American and British characters act like their respective stereotypes.
  4. Non-Western characters are jerks, money-grubbing jerks, and/or slobbering cowards.
  5. There is fire of some kind. (Oh, so much fire...)
Finish your drink for "he that shall not be named." (Let no one say this movie wasn't ahead of its goddamn time)


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