She's All That Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "Laney".
2. ART! happens or is discussed (paintings, spoken word, everything Laney touches has paint on it, etc.)
3. It's the 90s!!!*
4. Did the people who wrote this movie even go to high school?**
5. Freddie Prinze, Jr. thinks he's so cute.

Take a bonus drink every time you notice a new thing they did to Rachel Leigh Cook to try to make her look nerdy and/or unattractive.

Finish your drink for "Everybody has a big Jimmy."

*90s examples: Plaid, flip phones, Lil' Kim, Usher, tube tops, high cut bikinis, The Real World, huge socks, hackey sack, Sega, overalls, the Jeep Wrangler, Sixpence None the Richer, breakdancing, Road Rules, whiny 90s rock, whiny female singer-songwriters

**Examples of questions one might ask of the movie writers when questioning whether they attended high school, ever:

• Why does the school have its own radio station and a student DJ who provides narration from everywhere at all times?
• Why does everyone seem to be walking around during school hours without a destination or purpose of any kind?
• How can so much happen without there appearing to be any kind of class taking place?
• Why are so many students wearing high heels and dresses?
• How is the common area so nice? How are there picnic benches?
• Why would Laney wear an apron to school?
• Seriously, is there class? They've been watching people breaking up by picnic benches for so long.
• Could it be more obvious that those backpacks have nothing in them? (Answer: No, it could not.)
• How is the art room so big? Why does the teacher have a turban and a feather?
• Does anyone have homework?
• They go to the beach on what the movie clearly indicates is the day after they come back from spring break. Is there...not school again?
• Is that kid doing a puzzle? How does he have time to do a puzzle?
• Do they know you can't make someone eat pubes just by being popular? Also, aren't they in a school cafeteria right now? How is no one in any position of authority preventing students from loudly eating or making others eat pubes?
• How is there a photoshoot in the school hallway?
• What's up with the coordinated dance at prom? That doesn't happen, you guys.
• The announcements/DJ guy is the prom DJ? We know he's Usher, but come on.
• The art teacher is faxing art schools on a Saturday?
• Paul Walker is supposed to be a senior and a virgin?