Sunday, January 4, 2015

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. There is a new song.
  2. Someone says "gypsy" (or "gypsies").
  3. Someone mentions how Quasimodo is deformed. 
  4. There is an exterior shot of Notre Dame.
  5. There is something feminine about Frollo (For example, he has lady fingers, lady rings, lady hand gestures...a lady nose...and lady hair...is wearing a muumuu...sounds like Cher...IS he a lady?)
Take a bonus drink every time you see Quasimodo's face and find yourself thinking, "Ughh, do I have to look at that the whole movie?!"

Take a bonus drink every time you think about how Esmeralda is the female Aladdin (and if you aren't thinking that, start, because she's totally the female Aladdin, you guys)*.

Finish your drink for "It's his face!"


*Examples include:

  • Wearing a disguise to fool guards
  • Parkour
  • Animal best friend/sidekick
  • Witty comments while performing parkour
  • Rooftop hideout
  • Having an imprisoned friend
  • Being way less dark-skinned and way more Western-looking than everyone else
  • Rescuing a love interest from a creepy old man

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