The Core Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You witness "science" or "technology". Take a second drink if this "science" involves magnets.
2. Conrad Zimsky (Stanley Tucci) is a douchebag (basically every time he has a line).
3. We are introduced to a new character. Take a second drink when you realized that a previously introduced character who seemed important is never going to be seen or heard from again. Take a third drink if you took a second drink for a character that inexplicably reappears later.
4. Aaron Eckhart is messy/disheveled/unkempt/frazzled/neurotic and it is, like, so unbelievable, because when is Aaron Eckhart ever any of those things?
5. A new city or famous monument* is shown or mentioned.

Take a bonus drink every time an actor delivers a cheesy line, stupid joke, or awful quip with the sort of gusto normally associated with good writing.

Finish your drink as DJ Qualls cries while melodramatically hacking the government's servers.

*Take an extra good chug when THE COLOSSEUM EXPLODES.

The Do-Over Drinking Game

NOTE: This drinking game is intended as entertainment, but DGMania is not responsible for the psychological effects of watching this movie.

Take a drink every time...

1. There is a sexual joke (or just a non-sexual disgusting joke).
2. David Spade is sad/bad things happen to David Spade (like his career!).
3. There is obvious exposition/back story/plot point discussion.
4. A joke or situation repeats and becomes more and more ridiculous each time (feel free to take two drinks if it's also gross or sexual).
5. There are reference to high school or to high school sterotypes (if you think Adam Sandler is just one big high school stereotype feel free to waterfall constantly throughout this movie - it helps).

As a continuation of drink 5, take a bonus drink every time Adam Sandler just obviously wrote a movie where he gets to do everything a high school boy would think was awesome.

Finish your drink when this movie passes the point at which it would be feasible for anything to end up making sense and you accept that that isn't going to happen.

The Mummy Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. A whimsical joke or quip is made in a situation that should be utterly horrifying and/or life-threatening. Take a second drink if the joke or quip is about someone's death. (Ah, the '90s...how we miss you!) 
2. Someone says "curse" or "Hamunaptra."
3. American and British characters act like their respective stereotypes.
4. Non-Western characters are jerks, money-grubbing jerks, and/or slobbering cowards.
5. There is fire of some kind. (Oh, so much fire...)

Finish your drink for "he that shall not be named." (Let no one say this movie wasn't ahead of its goddamn time)

Face/Off Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "Castor" or "Pollux" or you see them written.
2. There are ludicrously unnecessary sparks.
3. Someones dies because of John Travolta's character...or just anytime someone dies, really. It's always John Travolta's fault.
4. There is face touching (someone touches his/her own face or another person's face).*
5. There is ridiculously inaccurate (even for the 90s) use of technology and/or computers.

Take a bonus drink for Nic Cage and John Travolta method acting so hard and thinking they're so great.
Take a bonus drink for Nic Cage making a face you just. can't. believe.

Finish your drink for "I'd like to take his face...off."


*Be prepared for a lot of face touching.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear the sound of a weapon whipping through the air. Take a second drink if this sound is made by something that is not a weapon (like fingers, a soap dispenser, a can of radioactive ooze, etc).
2. Pizza is mentioned or shown.
3. Raphael is moody.
4. Something that is stereotypically Japanese (e.g. flutey-gong-y-music, meditation, wise old master, someone saying 'master' or 'ninja', etc.) is seen or heard. 
5. Tatsu doesn't speak when it would be normal to speak (or makes a weird Kung Pow grunting sound in lieu of speaking).

Take a bonus drink every time Splinter has spoken for ten seconds without stopping or being interrupted. Waterfall until he finishes.

TMNT I: Finish your drink for Raphael's tortured scream of anguish.
TMNT II: Finish your drink for "Babies! They're BABIES!!!"

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. There is a new song.
2. Someone says "gypsy" (or "gypsies").
3. Someone mentions how Quasimodo is deformed. 
4. There is an exterior shot of Notre Dame.
5. There is something feminine about Frollo (For example, he has lady fingers, lady rings, lady hand gestures...a lady nose...and lady hair...is wearing a muumuu...sounds like Cher...IS he a lady?)

Take a bonus drink every time you see Quasimodo's face and find yourself thinking, "Ughh, do I have to look at that the whole movie?!"

Take a bonus drink every time you think about how Esmeralda is the female Aladdin (and if you aren't thinking that, start, because she's totally the female Aladdin, you guys)*.

Finish your drink for "It's his face!"


*Examples include:

• Wearing a disguise to fool guards
• Parkour
• Animal best friend/sidekick
• Witty comments while performing parkour
• Rooftop hideout
• Having an imprisoned friend
• Being way less dark-skinned and way more Western-looking than everyone else
• Rescuing a love interest from a creepy old man

She's All That Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "Laney".
2. ART! happens or is discussed (paintings, spoken word, everything Laney touches has paint on it, etc.)
3. It's the 90s!!!*
4. Did the people who wrote this movie even go to high school?**
5. Freddie Prinze, Jr. thinks he's so cute.

Take a bonus drink every time you notice a new thing they did to Rachel Leigh Cook to try to make her look nerdy and/or unattractive.

Finish your drink for "Everybody has a big Jimmy."

*90s examples: Plaid, flip phones, Lil' Kim, Usher, tube tops, high cut bikinis, The Real World, huge socks, hackey sack, Sega, overalls, the Jeep Wrangler, Sixpence None the Richer, breakdancing, Road Rules, whiny 90s rock, whiny female singer-songwriters

**Examples of questions one might ask of the movie writers when questioning whether they attended high school, ever:

• Why does the school have its own radio station and a student DJ who provides narration from everywhere at all times?
• Why does everyone seem to be walking around during school hours without a destination or purpose of any kind?
• How can so much happen without there appearing to be any kind of class taking place?
• Why are so many students wearing high heels and dresses?
• How is the common area so nice? How are there picnic benches?
• Why would Laney wear an apron to school?
• Seriously, is there class? They've been watching people breaking up by picnic benches for so long.
• Could it be more obvious that those backpacks have nothing in them? (Answer: No, it could not.)
• How is the art room so big? Why does the teacher have a turban and a feather?
• Does anyone have homework?
• They go to the beach on what the movie clearly indicates is the day after they come back from spring break. Is there...not school again?
• Is that kid doing a puzzle? How does he have time to do a puzzle?
• Do they know you can't make someone eat pubes just by being popular? Also, aren't they in a school cafeteria right now? How is no one in any position of authority preventing students from loudly eating or making others eat pubes?
• How is there a photoshoot in the school hallway?
• What's up with the coordinated dance at prom? That doesn't happen, you guys.
• The announcements/DJ guy is the prom DJ? We know he's Usher, but come on.
• The art teacher is faxing art schools on a Saturday?
• Paul Walker is supposed to be a senior and a virgin?