- Someone says "Maverick" or "Mav"
- Someone says "Goose"
- Maverick is such a FUCKING REBEL
- A character says something that sounds gay out of context (or even in context). [See list of examples below]*
- Take a drink every time you hear a song. Take two drinks if it is "Danger Zone**" or "Take My Breath Away." And yes, when Tom Cruise sings, it does count as a song. We won't judge you if you take three drinks for that.
Take a bonus drink every time you want to punch Tom Cruise in the face.***
Finish your drink for "I want some BUTTS!!"
* "He's engaging me!"
"Right on Cougar's tail."
"Help me engage!"
"I was inverted."
"I'm coming hard. I got him, he's still back there."
"He's going vertical; so am I."
"Extend and escape."
"I can't believe we're doing this!"
"Ice, come off my right."
"I'm losing control. I can't control it!"
"It's a big one, Goose."
"That's, it. That's it."
"Keep coming, keep coming."
"It's too close for missiles. I'm switching to guns."
"Come on, come on, Jesus Christ! Mike, take the shot."
"Come on, Mav, let's get in there."
"I'm not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your ass."
"Up there, you got to push it."
**If you click on the link and watch the video, go ahead and take a drink every time the VIDEO is gay.
***If you constantly want to punch Tom Cruise in the face, try to pace yourself.
Can't get enough gay? Go for this hilarious Top Gun costume and you can feel as if you, too, are right on Cougar's tail.
Or you can REALLY mess up your kid. Not because there's anything wrong if he's gay, just because Top Gun is a terrible movie.
