Home Alone Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Macaulay Culkin speaks animatedly with a creepy lack of facial expression.
2. Macaulay Culkin makes one of his incredibly rehearsed emotional indicator faces.
3. Somebody gets hurt. 
4. Someone says "Kevin."
5. You see a mode of transportation.

Finish your drink when Macaulay Culkin says, "This is my house. I HAVE to defend it."

Top Gun Drinking Game

As always, try this with beer. Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "Maverick" or "Mav"
2. Someone says "Goose"
3. Maverick is such a FUCKING REBEL
4. A character says something that sounds gay out of context (or even in context). [See list of examples below]*
5. Take a drink every time you hear a song. Take two drinks if it is "Danger Zone**" or "Take My Breath Away." And yes, when Tom Cruise sings, it does count as a song. We won't judge you if you take three drinks for that.

Take a bonus drink for contrived melodrama.
Take a bonus drink every time you want to punch Tom Cruise in the face.***

Finish your drink for "I want some BUTTS!!"

* "He's engaging me!"
   "Right on Cougar's tail."
   "Help me engage!"
   "I was inverted."
   "I'm coming hard. I got him, he's still back there."
   "He's going vertical; so am I."
   "Extend and escape."
   "I can't believe we're doing this!"
   "Ice, come off my right."
   "I'm losing control. I can't control it!"
   "It's a big one, Goose."
   "That's, it. That's it."
   "Keep coming, keep coming."
   "It's too close for missiles. I'm switching to guns."
   "Come on, come on, Jesus Christ! Mike, take the shot."
   "Come on, Mav, let's get in there."
   "I'm not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your ass."
   "Up there, you got to push it."

**If you click on the link and watch the video, go ahead and take a drink every time the VIDEO is gay.

***If you constantly want to punch Tom Cruise in the face, try to pace yourself.

Can't get enough gay? Go for this hilarious Top Gun costume and you can feel as if you, too, are right on Cougar's tail.

Or you can REALLY mess up your kid. Not because there's anything wrong if he's gay, just because Top Gun is a terrible movie.

Dirty Harry Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. The ridiculous 70's music doesn't match the action on screen.
2. You think to yourself, "Come ON, get on with it!" *
3. Clint Eastwood is a pimp. Take a second drink every time No, that man is a PIMP**.
4. Clint is a loose cannon. Take a second drink if someone tries to rein him in.
5. Someone says (or you see) "Calahan" or "Scorpio."

Take a bonus drink every time Scorpio gets progressively crazier (basically every new scene he is in).

Take an increasing number of drinks every time someone says "Dirty Harry" (one for the first time, two for the second, etc. [if you've lost count, take five {there aren't ever five}]).

Finish your drink for, "Well, do you, punk?"


*As in, every time you're waiting for three minutes for something to happen, every time there's way too much of people running in the dark, every time the movie sacrifices excitement to realism, etc. To really fulfill this drink, with the exception of a minute forty seconds into the movie, you're probably going to have to drink pretty much constantly for the first five minutes.

**DGMania does not condone prostitution.

Can't get enough? Buy the flick!

The Lion King Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song
2. Someone says 'king'. Two drinks if the speaker is made out of clouds.
3. Someone says something wise and/or mystical. Take two drinks if they are floating magically in the sky.
4. An animal makes the sound it's actually supposed to make rather than speaking in English (it's up to you whether Ed counts for this one or not).
5. There is a shot of landscape. Two drinks if the landscape includes a lion made out of clouds.

Take a bonus drink every time Simba is stupid.
Take a bonus drink every time someone in the set of {Timon, Pumba, Simba} repeats something someone else says.*

Finish your drink for [SPOILER ALERT] "I...killed...Mufasa!"


*Take two drinks if you understand set notation

 Want to sing along?

The Princess Bride Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "love" or "as you wish"
2. There is a narration scene with Peter Falk and Fred Savage
3. Someone says "the Dread Pirate Roberts"
4. Someone says "highness" or "princess"
5. Someone mentions a place that isn't real (such as "Florin" or "Guilder")

Take a bonus drink every time someone, including Westley, licks Westley's balls talking about some talent he has or Westley is super pompous about something.

Take a bonus drink every time Buttercup is frustratingly stupid and/or screws stuff up. This includes every time you wonder why Buttercup can't recognize Wesley with the mask on. (I mean, come on. She's describing his eyes while looking directly into them.) Stupid women.

Finish your drink for, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."



 We always hear that the book is better than the movie. That's probably not true this time, but why not investigate?

The Bourne Identity Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You see or hear the name "Bourne" or "Kane"
2. Someone speaks a foreign language
3. Someone uses a phone
4. Reference is made to Bourne's having memory loss (he discovers something from his past, a skill he has magically returns to him, he whines about how he can't remember something, etc.)
5. Julia Stiles randomly shows up. Take two drinks if you think, "There's Julia Stiles."

Take a bonus drink every time Franka Potente (Marie) sucks. Take two if you're distracted from the movie by how much she looks like Andy Samberg, especially with short hair.

Finish your drink for, "What is the French word for stakeout? Huh?"
Finish your drink when Bourne uses a fat man as a flying carpet and gets in a perfect kill shot in the process.



Want to see this movie a million times? Go buy the EXPLOSIVE EDITION!

Aladdin Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. There is a new song
2. Someone refers to Aladdin as "street rat," "boy," or "Prince A-booboo"
3. Someone says "princess"
4. Aladdin talks to something that is not a person (such as a monkey, carpet, genie, magic elephant, tiger made out of sand, etc.)*
5. Iago parrots** something someone says.

Take a bonus drink every time you find yourself singing along with the movie. Or, if you don't know the movie very well, take a bonus drink every time you are annoyed by someone singing along with the movie.
Take a bonus drink every time you picture Gilbert Gottfried or Robin Williams delivering Iago's or the Genie's lines.



Finish your drink for "You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules."


*Note: For your own health, only take a second drink if Aladdin switches his conversation (for example, if he is talking to the Genie for three minutes, don't take a drink for literally every line he says if he's only talking to the genie)


**HAHAHAHAHA



 You've gotten smashed watching the movie! Now go drunkenly play the game! Of COURSE there's a game. And it's not even made by Disney! Classy.

The Breakfast Club Drinking Game

First, pick one of the five main student characters. Take a drink each time your character exemplifies his/her stereotype ("a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal") and each time someone else references him/her as exemplifying his/her stereotype.

Also take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song.
2. Someone talks about an adult/adults ruining kids' lives. (Because if nothing else, this movie tells us how all our problems can be blamed on someone else: our parents.)
3. Principal Vernon interrupts the bonding by coming in to hassle the kids. Two drinks when he delivers an empty threat.
4. There is a lovey-dovey moment between two characters, (e.g. a look of longing, angry chemistry, rushing to their defense, general pervyness). 

Take a bonus drink when you find yourself wondering what happened to one of the actors or when you do remember what happened to one of the actors and are sad.

Finish your drink for, "No dad, what about you?!"

Finish your drink as a bonus drink, if you so desire, for your character's big speech (note: for Bender, this refers to "Smoke up, Johnny!", since he's got two.)

The Wedding Singer Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song. Take two drinks when Robbie (Adam Sandler) sings one.
2. The 80s smack you in the face.
3. Glenn is a douchebag.
4. Somebody says something bad about/to Robbie.
5. Someone is shown drinking or holding a drink.

Take a bonus drink when Adam Sandler does one of his trademark Adam Sandler things. (For example: cutesy Adam Sandler style talking,  ridiculous I'm saying this all funny Adam Sandler style talking, or Adam Sandler style yelling.)
Take a bonus drink every time Drew Barrymore thinks she is much cuter than she's actually capable of being.

Finish your drink for, "Once again, things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"



Sing along with people who aren't that great at singing to begin with!

Over the Top Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. The soundtrack is terrible/the soundtrack is hilarious (note: you can [and should] drink multiple times for the same hilarious/awful song)
2. There is an indication of Hawk's familial misfortunes (e.g. his kid says something douchey to him, someone references his having left his family, etc.)
3. There's arm wrassling. Heck, take three.*
4. There is a shot of scenery
5. Someone says "Hawk" or  you see it written**

Take a bonus drink every time mom is incredibly ill. Take two every time you feel like a monster for drinking for a dying woman.
Take a bonus drink every time Hawk is just SO blue collar

Finish your drink when SMASHER says, "I don't, I don't believe anything!"
Finish your drink for "As long as you lose as a winner it doesn't matter."


*If you're doing three, definitely switch to one toward the end of the movie when they hold the arm wrestlympics. Seriously. Be warned. It's intense. 

**This includes "Hawks". Not drinking enough? Do the same for "Cutler."



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Die Hard Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "McClane"
2. Al is McClane's best pal (you can calllll...himmmm...aaaaaaaaaaaalll)
3. Someone kills a dude. Take two if he doesn't do it with a gun.
4. Bruce Willis says something that is not directed at a person or cat (see The Fifth Element)
5. Someone says "Nakatomi" 

Take a bonus drink every time someone references John McClane's lack of familial happiness or the fact that he is a cop.
Take a bonus drink every time someone mentions (or you see a reference to) Christmas or the holiday season.

Finish your drink for "he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
Finish your drink for "I hope that's not a hostage" 


Watch 'em all on Blu-ray!
 

Our Top 15 Stupid Comedies

How do we define a "stupid comedy"? It's the kind of movie that lets you just sink back in the recliner and enjoy. You don't have to worry about plot or suspense or keeping track of characters. You don't have to worry about much of anything. The purpose is not to make you think. There is no ultimate goal or deeper message. On the other hand, this isn't the sort of movie that you brag about loving when you're mingling at a party or on a first date and trying to impress someone. These movies aren't classy. But man, do we love them at DGMania. And man do we not find them even a little stupid, not even at all.

15. Hot Rod
If you have not seen this movie, you are thinking to yourself, "What? Like, the one with Andy Samberg? That no one saw?" If you have seen this movie, you are thinking to yourself, "Oh my GODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE and I'm very embarrassed about that." If you have not seen this movie, you have never experienced the true avalanche of happy and sorry that a real guilty pleasure can inspire.

14. The Waterboy
We couldn't possibly make a stupid comedy list without including Adam Sandler. Though his more recent work has often moved on to a wider range of genre with more depth, give us the good ol' oldies any day. Kathy Bates is epic and Henry Winkler is amazing in two supporting roles not to be overlooked. What really makes this one works is that Sandler can do his thing without really having to carry the movie or ever feel like the only focus. Rather, a talented group revolves around him and gives him constant gold to play off of.
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13. Sorority Boys
This is one of those that you really don't want to admit you love on a first date. A plot that has been around since Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis. Really, since Shakespeare. But man, does this one get funnier the more you watch it. Harland Williams and Michael Rosenbaum steal the show.

12. Ghostbusters
The quintessential quippy one-liners style of 80s comedy, don't let the outdated effects get you down. The humor in this film and the hilariously so-bad-they're-good lines are timeless.
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11. Mallrats
You might notice that Kevin Smith movies are the only time you don't hate Ben Affleck (We'll pretend Jersey Girl didn't happen). That's because Kevin Smith is a genius, and nowhere is that more apparent than in this movie, which, ostensibly about some losers hanging out in an unrealistic mall, is actually the most genius thing ever made in the history of the world. Kind of. Plus, you know, there's The Force.
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10. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Though we love International Man of Mystery as well, this second installment in the Austin Powers series (how we wish there hadn't been a third) brings together all the successful elements of the first in a new and polished way. We do recommend seeing the first one as well to fully appreciate the many, many self-referencing jokes to be found in this one. But, either way, the jokes just keep coming and Mike Myers joined by a hilarious supporting cast (yay for Seth Green) is unmistakably awesome.
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9. The Naked Gun films
Leslie Nielsen, how we will miss him, was born to play Drebin. Heck, he was born to spoof. Nielsen had a style of comedic timing that no one has ever had, or will ever have again and a knack for a straight-faced delivery of some of the most epic lines in comedic film history. Plus, did we mention O.J. Simpson before he was O.J. Simpson?

8. Dodgeball
Disgusting, unnecessarily foul, and the low of low brow humor, we love Dodgeball. This film has some of the best comedic performers of the modern generation and everyone is used so well in this movie, cast so well- there is nothing to change. Dodgeball, we love you just the way you are.
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7. What About Bob?
A little-thought-of comedy, this 1991 classic has Richard Dreyfuss as the perfect foil to Bill Murray's insanity. With an excellent supporting cast and impeccable comedic timing, this movie keeps building long after you think it has nowhere left to go.
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6. Caddyshack
You know how there are times when classics are classics just because people say so but then they're really not that great? This is not one of those times. Caddyshack will have you roflcopting it up, its humor not in the least bit outdated and with some of the best performances of some of the best comedic performers of the 1980s. (That may have sounded like a lot of qualifiers, but seriously, it's good. So you should watch it.)
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5. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
The more you watch Kung Pow, yes, the funnier it becomes, but the more you realize how genius its creator Steve Oedekerk. For those of you unfamiliar with the movie, he takes an actual kung fu film and photoshops himself and other new actors into the action. I dare you to try and sort out in some scenes what is real and what is Steve working his magic. His hilarious, hilarious magic.

4. Airplane!
Long before we had snakes on planes, we had pervy pilots, Kareem Abdul-Jabars, and jive talking nuns. Even though half of the jokes are topical and no longer make sense to us today, there is so much in this film that we don't care. Airplane! contains so many of the most memorable and creative jokes of our time. What would the world of comedy be without it?

3. Anchorman
Anchorman is Will Ferrell at his best. It is undoubtedly Christina Applegate (man, do she and Ferrell play off each other perfectly) and Steve Carrell at their best. Paul Rudd hits you out of nowhere. And need we mention the gazillions of other hilarious people from SNL and elsewhere that have supporting or cameo roles? The largely unscripted and free-flowing hilarity of Anchorman gives it a special vibe. It feels more like a group of extremely talented friends who got together and goofed off for a camera than a typical movie. And we mean this in the best possible way.
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2. Young Frankenstein
Gene Wilder? Gene Wilder AND Madeline Kahn? Together? Not to mention the Mel Brooks factor...What more do you need? This movie is our favorite of Mel Brooks'. It is so genius that it hurts us to watch. Seriously, how do Gene Wilder and Madeline Kahn do what they do? And will there ever be anyone that funny ever again?
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1. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
It is undeniable that Monty Python totally changed modern comedy. And for the better. Their particular brand of sketch-style nonsensical humor, now often copied, was and still is incredibly significant and totally unparalleled. Just try to count how many roles Michael Palin plays in this one. Just try.
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The runners up (not because they're not awesome, but because they're just a little too smart for this list):
1. Office Space
2. Groundhog Day
3. Wet Hot American Summer
4. Clerks
5. Hot Fuzz
6. Forgetting Sara Marshall

**Disagree? Have some to add? Want to see any of these movies made into a drinking game?  Then comment below and let us know!**

Spotlight on: Bill Murray

One of DGMania's favorites, Bill Murray carries a unique quality that makes him quite unlike any other actor. Instead of becoming his role in some method-acting Stanislavski-esque way, and rather than simply hamming it up as himself (as so many of the comedic performers, particularly of his generation, did- Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Steve Martin), Bill Murray has a knack for swallowing up his characters and turning them into himself. In other words, he reverses the typical acting approach: instead of trying to make himself invisible and allowing the character to come through, Mr. Murray keeps himself deliberately visible and allows the character to develop through different facets of his own personality.

This has made Bill Murray, in our opinion, one of the most versatile, singular, and talented actors of our time. And one of the most underrated. His dramatic performances in Lost in Translation and Broken Flowers are heartbreaking and subtle. Hardly what you'd expect from the same person who reverberates with barely-contained and totally unabated energy in each frame of What About Bob? or who oozes a charming smirk-iness and pompousness in Groundhog Day.

A perfect example of Bill Murray being Bill Murray before we close this assessment for the day: Watch him in Ghostbusters, spinning incredibly poorly written and cheesy lines into gold. How does he do this? By, as Bill Murray, recognizing how ludicrous the lines are, having an awareness of the motion picture he is in, and letting his role come through with that awareness. And the only reason he did the role, fascinatingly enough, was so that the studio would finance his adaptation of The Razor's Edge, a freaking Somerset Maugham novel. So the next time you watch Ghostbusters, realize that the whole time he was thinking about The Razor's Edge instead, and that he actually used that to make his performance better.

**Do you love Bill Murray as much as we do? Are you a douche who hates him? Do you urgently need a Meatballs drinking game? Comment below and let us know!**

The Fifth Element Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "stones" or you see the Fifth Element squiggly line symbol that is inscribed on them
2. Someone says "evil," "light," or "life"
3. You see a gun
4. Leeloo speaks an alien language
5. Bruce Willis mutters to himself or otherwise says something that is not directed at a person or cat.

Take a bonus drink every time someone's ludicrous "futuristic" outfit distracts or disturbs you OR terrible 90s graphics/technology (or lack thereof)/special effects distract or disturb you.
Take a bonus drink for Chris Tucker being amazing. Take a second drink if you find yourself wondering why his career pretty much consists of this movie and the Rush Hour franchise.

Finish your drink for "Valiant...vulnerable...very beautiful."



Is that Luke Perry? Wait, that is Luke Perry. Is this his whole role? He's going to do more, right? Hey, when is Luke Perry coming back?



 Oooh...the ULTIMATE EDITION!

In & Out Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "Greenleaf," "Howard," or "Brackett."
2. Someone (including Kevin Kline) portrays or mentions a gay stereotype. (Isn't it great how the 90s thought this wasn't an offensive movie?) Take 2 drinks for a Barbara Streisand reference.
3. The movie mocks Hollywood, its films, or American television.
4. Someone (including Howard) comments on whether Howard will or will not be getting married.
5. Howard rides his bicycle.

Take a bonus drink every time Bob Newhart accidentally says something awkward due to his speech impediment.

Finish your drink for "IS EVERYBODY GAY!?"

The Last Samurai Drinking Game

Designed to be consumed with SAAAAAAKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, but for real. You should play this game with sake rather than beer. Sake is usually 10-15% alcohol, which is 2-3 times stronger than beer. If you have no sake, take a beer and put some teriyaki sauce in there. That should be Japanese enough [the man's kidding. Although if you make a Japanese snakebite, which is 3/4 beer, a dash of teriyaki, a shot of vodka, and fill the rest with anything that sounds Japanese, you'll be so messed up you won't even mind this movie]

Take a drink [of sake] every time...

1. You see a shot of Japanese countryside
2. Tom Cruise drinks something
3. You see anything that can be reasonably considered to be 'a funny hat' (Eastern or Western)
4. There is a vision or flashback
5. Someone says something that is clearly racist

Take a huge swig for botched sexual tension.

Take a bonus drink for unnecessary melodrama and/or carnage.
Take a bonus drink whenever Tom Cruise can't pull off what he's doing.

Finish your drink when Tom Cruise drops to the ground with a pink sword and his legs don't work.



Seen Dodgeball?: Take a drink when Tom Cruise says, "Necessary? What could be more necessary?" instead of "Necessary? Is it necessary to drink my own urine?"

Music buff?: Take a drink every time Hans Zimmer JUST ISN'T AS GOOD AS EVERYONE FREAKING THINKS HE IS. Disagree? SUCK IT.

Like Tom Cruise?: You're in the wrong place. Introduce yourself to all of your enemies and tell them to check us out.



Jonesing to run around screaming "SAKE!!!!" and pretend you're Tom Cruise? You'll need accurate accessories.

Ghostbusters Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Everyone is serious about what's going on but Bill Murray.
2. You see a ghost or something supernatural. Take a second drink if there is a shot of someone being chased by it.
3. Someone says "Ghostbusters." Take a second drink if it is said in the Ghostbusters theme song.
4. Some kind of scientific equipment is used. Take a second drink if it seems bogus or especially ridiculous.
5. Someone doesn't believe in the Ghostbusters.

Take a bonus drink when Rick Moranis/Louis forgets to breathe in between sentences.
Take a bonus drink for any mention of "crossing the streams."

Finish your drink for, "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

The Waterboy Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone's full name is said, e.g. "Bobby Boucher" or "Vicki Vaillancourt"
2. Kathy Bates/Mama says "the DEBBIL!"
3. Someone tackles someone else
4. Coach Klein is inswane
5. Someone says "water," (not "waterboy")

Take a bonus drink for Farmer Fran's unintelligible ramblings.
Take a bonus drink every time a character or characters are shown laughing.

Finish your drink for "You can do it...you can do it ALL...NIGHT...LONG!"

*Intended for beer.*
*Be warned: Quite an intense one.*

The Punisher Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You see a gun (Every single camera shot, big man)
2. You see the Punisher symbol (Wanna drink? Look for shots with the t-shirt)
3. Someone dies
4. Something blows up
5. You're proud to be a man (MAN!) (or, if you're a woman, you either briefly wish you were a man or are glad you aren't)

Take a bonus drink for hackneyed sentimental moments (swelling music, unbelievable dialogue, etc.).

Finish your drink to alleviate the pain caused by watching multiple piercings being ripped out of a man's face.

For the lady being forced to watch this movie by her gentleman friend:

• Take a drink every time this movie is clearly made by a bunch of men licking their own balls.
• Take a drink every time Thomas Jane is used as Man Candy (take two drinks every time you like it)

Galaxy Quest Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. A show or character trademark line is said. Examples:
• "Never give up. Never surrender."
• "By Grabthar's hammer..."
• "Full speed ahead."
2. Guy says that he is going to die
3. A Thermian laughs or does that weird breathe in while talking/voice raises robotically thing
4. Sigourney Weaver (Gwen) distracts you with her breasts (it's like a trap for my eyes!) and/or repeats the computer
5. You hear the Galaxy Quest theme music

Take a bonus drink for Tony Shalhoub being AMAZING. Basically any time he's on camera.
Take a bonus drink for Brandon/Justin Long doing that overly excited, out of breath geeky thing he does.

Finish your drink for, "And it exploded!"

10 Things I Hate About You Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song
2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt does his look-how-cute-I-am-look-up-and-raise-eyebrows face
3. If you know things, take a drink every time someone makes a Shakespeare reference (including a character or place name). If you don't, take a drink every time you think someone could conceivably be making a Shakespeare reference.
4. You knew it was coming... Kat says or does something rude, caustic, sarcastic, acerbic, cruel, or just down right bitchy. And you like it.
5. Kat and Bianca's dad is hilariously clueless and/or out of touch

Take a bonus drink every time a minor character is a hilarious cartoonish stereotype (e.g. Bogey, the white rasta guys).

Finish your drink for "Nothing in it for you, huh?"

*Intended for beer*
**This is a particularly intense game, especially for the first half hour or so. It is recommended that you pick one or two drinking stipulations to opt out of.**

What About Bob? Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "Leo"
2. Bob says "baby steps"
3. Leo looks like a douche to someone else because of Bob
4. Bob displays a new phobia
5. Someone says "Bob Wiley"

Take a bonus drink every time Richard Dreyfuss does his silly and/or crazy laugh.

Finish your drink when Dr. Leo Marvin drops his son into the lake.

Center Stage Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. There is a close up shot of feet or the word "feet" is mentioned
2. You hear a new piece of music
3. A character feels super sorry for him or herself or has an unnecessary chip on his or her shoulder (*cough* Eva *cough*)
4.  You can tell that an actor or actress was clearly cast for his or her dancing ability- NOT acting ability (or vice versa)
5. You are distracted by Peter Gallagher's epic eyebrows

Take a bonus drink when you hear a line so cheesy you can't take it, (e.g. "Whatever you feel, just dance it.")

Finish your drink for "You're not splotchy."

For the gentleman being forced to watch this movie by his lady friend:
Take a drink every time there is a new scene where characters are dancing if you're not getting drunk enough yet.

My Fair Lady Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Rex Harrison talk-sings a line in a song
2. Eliza makes a ridiculous nonverbal noise
3. Higgins and Pickering share a bromantic moment
4. Mrs. Pierce is huffy and/or disapproving
5. Alfred P. Doolittle mentions money or booze

Take a bonus drink every time Freddy is dumb.
Take a bonus drink every time you can't believe how gorgeous Audrey Hepburn is.

Finish your drink for "Take your slippers, and may you never have a day's luck with them!"

It's a Wonderful Life Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "Bedford Falls" or "George Bailey" (not just George*)
2. Jimmy Stewart yells someone's name unnecessarily (e.g. MARY!, CLARENCE!, HARRY!)
3. Any character mentions wings
4. Music is actively used in the film, whether it's being played, danced to, or sung
5. Someone in There Is No George Bailey World is unbelievably horrible and mean for no reason

Take a bonus drink every time George gives up something for another person.
Take a bonus drink every time Clarence is not the brightest crayon in the box, the sharpest tool in the shed, the smartest suit in the closet....you get our drift.

Finish your drink when Bert, the cop, fires at a moving target into an open space full of innocent bystanders.
Finish your drink for, "And a Happy New Year to you... in JAIL!"


*Unless you want to die.

Groundhog Day Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear "I Got You Babe"
2. Phil has an unbelievable talent
3. You hear the word "groundhog"
4. Phil gets progressively more unraveled
5. Phil does something based on information or rehearsal from a previous Groundhog Day

Take two drinks for Ned Ryerson.

Take a bonus drink every time Andie McDowell doesn't realize this isn't a real movie.

Ever After Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "the prince" (he's not just a prince, he's the prince)
2. A character lies to another character
3. Someone says "love"
4. The king (Henry's father) is flustered
5. A book is read, shown, or referenced

Take a bonus drink every time the stepmother is a skank.
Take a bonus drink for the witty banter between Danielle and Prince Henry being out-of-control witty.

Finish your drink for "Stay aloft, Madame! There are games afoot."

For the gentleman being forced to watch this movie by his lady friend:
Take a drink every time someone says "Danielle" to help ease your pain.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Austin says "groovy," "behave," "shag," or "randy"
2. Mini-Me bites someone or flips someone off
3. Two characters played by Mike Myers interact
4. Dr. Evil uses air quotes
5. Another movie is referenced

Take a bonus drink any time there is a dance interlude.
Take a bonus drink every time something is phallic.

Finish your drink (or drink continuously if possible) for the tent scene.

Anchorman Drinking Game

This is an especially high octane one, so use beer.

Take a drink every time...

1. The narrator speaks
2. Someone says "Burgundy"
3. You hear "stay classy"
4. Something misogynistic is said
5. Someone yells

Take a bonus drink every time Brick is clearly the best.
Take a bonus drink every time they're obviously improvising.

Finish your drink for "Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!"
Finish your drink for Afternoon Delight.

Young Frankenstein Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Lightning strikes
2. Someone says "brain"
3. Someone says "Frankenstein," and two drinks if Frederick corrects their pronunciation
4. Gene Wilder does his inimitable Gene Wilder yell/scream thing
5. You wonder if that's what Marty Feldman really looks like

Take a bonus drink every time this movie was clearly made by Mel Brooks.
Take a bonus drink every time Madeline Kahn is awesome.

Finish your drink for "Walk this way."

**Lots of drinks: beer strongly recommended.**

Highlander Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Christopher Lambert is CLEARLY not Scottish
2. Sean Connery is CLEARLY not Spanish or Egyptian or whatever he's supposed to be
3. There is a flashback
4. Someone says "Macleod"
5. A woman whose only point in the movie is to be attractive is unattractive

Take a bonus drink every time this movie makes you kind of depressed.
Take a bonus drink every time magic highlander power causes inexplicable property damage and/or uncomfortable sexual noises.

Finish your drink for the gratuitous sex scene.

Sorority Boys Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. KOK or DOG are seen or heard
2. Spencer whines
3. Harland Williams is so funny it makes you pee, or fear that you may pee, your pants
4. You find yourself thinking what a surprisingly pretty girl Barry Watson is or what a horridly ugly girl the other two are
5. You see a dildo

Take a bonus drink any time Barry Watson takes this movie way too seriously

Finish your drink for Adam/Adina's "Mother's ASS!" monologue

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "Betty"
2. Ling says "Weee-ooo-weee-ooo!"
3. You laugh at a sound effect (this includes Betty's grunts)
4. The Chosen One shows The Mark of the Chosen One/Tonguey to someone
5. The laws of physics are subverted

Take a bonus drink every time you forget for a minute that the entire main cast of the movie except for Steve Oedekerk is acting in a 1976 kung fu movie about Japanese imperialism and are super intense about it.

Finish your drink for "That's a lot of nuts!"

Office Space Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone has the feeling that Anne is cheating on Peter
2. Someone says "Initech" or you see the word (Wanna drink more? The harder you look, the drunker you get. It's printed on badges, papers, everything!)
3. Someone says "Bob"
4. The soundtrack actively improves the movie
5. Ron Livingston makes his barely discernable pouty face about something

Take a bonus drink every time the movie mirrors your life so accurately that you realize you need a drink.

Take two drinks at once for "two chicks at the same time, man."

Finish  your drink when Tom mentions or demonstrates the Jump to Conclusions Mat.

The Big Lebowski Drinking Game

Here it is! The one that started this whole crazy ride.

Big Lebowski Drinking Game (beer):

This drinking game is very simple, but it's difficult to understand how drunk it will make you until you actually try it.

1. Take one drink anytime anyone says 'dude'.


And that's it.