Aladdin Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. There is a new song
2. Someone refers to Aladdin as "street rat," "boy," or "Prince A-booboo"
3. Someone says "princess"
4. Aladdin talks to something that is not a person (such as a monkey, carpet, genie, magic elephant, tiger made out of sand, etc.)*
5. Iago parrots** something someone says.

Take a bonus drink every time you find yourself singing along with the movie. Or, if you don't know the movie very well, take a bonus drink every time you are annoyed by someone singing along with the movie.
Take a bonus drink every time you picture Gilbert Gottfried or Robin Williams delivering Iago's or the Genie's lines.



Finish your drink for "You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules."


*Note: For your own health, only take a second drink if Aladdin switches his conversation (for example, if he is talking to the Genie for three minutes, don't take a drink for literally every line he says if he's only talking to the genie)


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 You've gotten smashed watching the movie! Now go drunkenly play the game! Of COURSE there's a game. And it's not even made by Disney! Classy.