Sunday, May 6, 2012

The Fifth Element Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. Someone says "stones" or you see the Fifth Element squiggly line symbol that is inscribed on them
  2. Someone says "evil," "light," or "life"
  3. You see a gun
  4. Leeloo speaks an alien language
  5. Bruce Willis mutters to himself or otherwise says something that is not directed at a person or cat.
Take a bonus drink every time someone's ludicrous "futuristic" outfit distracts or disturbs you OR terrible 90s graphics/technology (or lack thereof)/special effects distract or disturb you.
Take a bonus drink for Chris Tucker being amazing. Take a second drink if you find yourself wondering why his career pretty much consists of this movie and the Rush Hour franchise.

Finish your drink for "Valiant...vulnerable...very beautiful."



Is that Luke Perry? Wait, that is Luke Perry. Is this his whole role? He's going to do more, right? Hey, when is Luke Perry coming back?



 Oooh...the ULTIMATE EDITION!

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