No, but for real. You should play this game with sake rather than beer. Sake is usually 10-15% alcohol, which is 2-3 times stronger than beer. If you have no sake, take a beer and put some teriyaki sauce in there. That should be Japanese enough [the man's kidding. Although if you make a Japanese snakebite, which is 3/4 beer, a dash of teriyaki, a shot of vodka, and fill the rest with anything that sounds Japanese, you'll be so messed up you won't even mind this movie]
Take a drink [of sake] every time...
- You see a shot of Japanese countryside
- Tom Cruise drinks something
- You see anything that can be reasonably considered to be 'a funny hat' (Eastern or Western)
- There is a vision or flashback
- Someone says something that is clearly racist
Take a bonus drink for unnecessary melodrama and/or carnage.
Take a bonus drink whenever Tom Cruise can't pull off what he's doing.
Finish your drink when Tom Cruise drops to the ground with a pink sword and his legs don't work.
Seen Dodgeball?: Take a drink when Tom Cruise says, "Necessary? What could be more necessary?" instead of "Necessary? Is it necessary to drink my own urine?"
Music buff?: Take a drink every time Hans Zimmer JUST ISN'T AS GOOD AS EVERYONE FREAKING THINKS HE IS. Disagree? SUCK IT.
Like Tom Cruise?: You're in the wrong place. Introduce yourself to all of your enemies and tell them to check us out.
Jonesing to run around screaming "SAKE!!!!" and pretend you're Tom Cruise? You'll need accurate accessories.
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