Monday, May 28, 2012

The Bourne Identity Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. You see or hear the name "Bourne" or "Kane"
  2. Someone speaks a foreign language
  3. Someone uses a phone
  4. Reference is made to Bourne's having memory loss (he discovers something from his past, a skill he has magically returns to him, he whines about how he can't remember something, etc.)
  5. Julia Stiles randomly shows up. Take two drinks if you think, "There's Julia Stiles."
Take a bonus drink every time Franka Potente (Marie) sucks. Take two if you're distracted from the movie by how much she looks like Andy Samberg, especially with short hair.

Finish your drink for, "What is the French word for stakeout? Huh?"
Finish your drink when Bourne uses a fat man as a flying carpet and gets in a perfect kill shot in the process.



Want to see this movie a million times? Go buy the EXPLOSIVE EDITION!

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