The Princess Bride Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "love" or "as you wish"
2. There is a narration scene with Peter Falk and Fred Savage
3. Someone says "the Dread Pirate Roberts"
4. Someone says "highness" or "princess"
5. Someone mentions a place that isn't real (such as "Florin" or "Guilder")

Take a bonus drink every time someone, including Westley, licks Westley's balls talking about some talent he has or Westley is super pompous about something.

Take a bonus drink every time Buttercup is frustratingly stupid and/or screws stuff up. This includes every time you wonder why Buttercup can't recognize Wesley with the mask on. (I mean, come on. She's describing his eyes while looking directly into them.) Stupid women.

Finish your drink for, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."



 We always hear that the book is better than the movie. That's probably not true this time, but why not investigate?