Dirty Harry Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. The ridiculous 70's music doesn't match the action on screen.
2. You think to yourself, "Come ON, get on with it!" *
3. Clint Eastwood is a pimp. Take a second drink every time No, that man is a PIMP**.
4. Clint is a loose cannon. Take a second drink if someone tries to rein him in.
5. Someone says (or you see) "Calahan" or "Scorpio."

Take a bonus drink every time Scorpio gets progressively crazier (basically every new scene he is in).

Take an increasing number of drinks every time someone says "Dirty Harry" (one for the first time, two for the second, etc. [if you've lost count, take five {there aren't ever five}]).

Finish your drink for, "Well, do you, punk?"


*As in, every time you're waiting for three minutes for something to happen, every time there's way too much of people running in the dark, every time the movie sacrifices excitement to realism, etc. To really fulfill this drink, with the exception of a minute forty seconds into the movie, you're probably going to have to drink pretty much constantly for the first five minutes.

**DGMania does not condone prostitution.

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