- You see a gun (Every single camera shot, big man)
- You see the Punisher symbol (Wanna drink? Look for shots with the t-shirt)
- Someone dies
- Something blows up
- You're proud to be a man (MAN!) (or, if you're a woman, you either briefly wish you were a man or are glad you aren't)
Finish your drink to alleviate the pain caused by watching multiple piercings being ripped out of a man's face.
For the lady being forced to watch this movie by her gentleman friend:
- Take a drink every time this movie is clearly made by a bunch of men licking their own balls.
- Take a drink every time Thomas Jane is used as Man Candy (take two drinks every time you like it)
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