Saturday, April 28, 2012

The Punisher Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...
  1. You see a gun (Every single camera shot, big man)
  2. You see the Punisher symbol (Wanna drink? Look for shots with the t-shirt)
  3. Someone dies
  4. Something blows up
  5. You're proud to be a man (MAN!) (or, if you're a woman, you either briefly wish you were a man or are glad you aren't)
Take a bonus drink for hackneyed sentimental moments (swelling music, unbelievable dialogue, etc.).

Finish your drink to alleviate the pain caused by watching multiple piercings being ripped out of a man's face.

For the lady being forced to watch this movie by her gentleman friend:
  • Take a drink every time this movie is clearly made by a bunch of men licking their own balls.
  • Take a drink every time Thomas Jane is used as Man Candy (take two drinks every time you like it)

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