- There are flames.*
- There is a flashback.
- There is an instance of bad guy/devil magic (including gratuitous murder).
- Nicholas Cage is so weird and/or creepy.
- Young Johnny (Matt Long) is so a model trying to act.
Take a bonus drink every time Eva Mendes provides a strong supporting actress role with her butt and/or boobs.
Finish your drink for the magic 8 ball...in her purse.
*There are flames on pretty much everything in this movie. Examples include but are not limited to:
- The Marvel logo
- A devil face
- A hand
- The moon
- A circus ring thing
- A creepy devil face
- Johnny's dad
- The inside of someone's head
- Motorcycle ramps
- Trees
- The street
- Motorcycle tires
- Cops...and their motorcycles
- Boots
- Laughing Nicholas Cage
- Skull heads
- Skull hands
- Magical chain whips
- Demon people
- Any road Ghost Rider drives on
- The air?
- Eyeballs
- Punks
- Air tornados
- The ground
- Horses
- Lizards
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