Saturday, January 3, 2015

The Addams Family Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

  1. There is a reference to death (verbal or written).
  2. A bad thing is good to the Addamses.
  3. A character tries to kill another character. (Or do they? No, seriously... Are they immortal? Do they not ever actually intend to kill each other? I don't freaking get it.)
  4. A parent corrects or gives orders to his/her child.
  5. Someone has random illogical powers, often with disturbing implications (e.g. unbelievable acrobatic skill, telekinesis used to flip calendar pages [...only?], holding people upside down by their throats, flipping people impossibly, hearing so well they know what a model train is doing in the next room, creating life...so there can be living people on a model train, making magic waltzing parties with instruments made of a cobra, magic books).
Take a bonus drink for ridiculous, over the top Mel Brooksian jokes or puns, especially when delivered by Anjelica Huston.

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