The Mighty Ducks Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says 'duck' (note: this definitely also includes 'ducks' and 'Ducksworth'). If you're a bit of the way in and slowly realizing that this movie is way less good than kid you thought it was, add 'quack', but don't say we didn't warn you*.
2. Emilio Estevez (or whatever his name is in the movie. Is it still Emilio Estevez?) has a flashback, or someone mentions his past. Apparently nothing happened in this guy's life between peewee hockey and now.
3. Emilio Estevez (seriously - he must have a character name, right? Wait. It's Gordon.) is just SUCH A DOUCHE [for the first half of the movie] or is just SUCH A NICE GUY WHO OH MY GOSH HE JUST LOVES KIDS SO MUCH [after his heart-changing lay-down in the snow].
4. Mysterious Wise Old Man is Mysterious and Wise.

Take a bonus drink every time the kids are such wholesome rapscallions**.

Take a bonus drink for Disney sanctimoniousness.

Finish your drink for "Hey! I'll decide who sucks around here!"

*WARNING

**Cute little hooligans, if you will***

***Just the sweetest little troubled preadolescents you could care to meet

Mulan Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Honor or shame are mentioned or someone is honored or shamed (song lyrics included)
2. You hear a new song
3. A person actually has an East Asian [-ish] accent*
4.  "Manliness" is portrayed, imitated, discussed, analyzed, anal-ized, anally eyed, etc. For the Be A Man Bonus Option (not for the lightweights), take a drink every time they say "Be a man" in I'll Make a Man Out of You.
5. Mulan is just SO DIFFERENT

Take a bonus drink every time there is silly physical and/or slapstick humor.
Take a bonus drink every time WE GET IT SHE'S A GIRL DRESSED AS A DUDE AND DRAMATIC IRONY AND 'WITTY' COMMENTARY ENSUE BECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY A GIRL DRESSED AS A DUDE, YOU GUYS.

Finish your drink if you're drunk enough to buy the whole 'Moving through snow is the same as moving through water, right? Hey, is anybody else still here in the animation studio?' thing.


*Note: There are several ways to handle this drink. We recommend taking a drink every time a character speaks for the first time in a given scene (so, for example, you can take a drink for the first time Chi-Fu speaks in every scene that Chi-Fu is in), although, depending on how much you want to drink/pay attention, you can drink once per character (if you're an ATTENTION PAYING WIMPO) or you can drink literally every time a character speaks with an East Asian [-ish] accent (if you're the coolest/drunkest kid in the room).

There's Something About Mary Drinking Game

Note that this game has a high frequency of drinks, and, as always, should be played with beer*.

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says 'Mary' (and, if you're not drinking enough, 'Ted')
2. Someone says "fuck" or some derivative of the word
3. Things go from bad to worse. Take a second drink if things go from worse to...worser.
4. Someone lies to or deceives someone else. Take a bonus drink every time this movie would be three minutes long if everyone wasn't constantly misleading everyone else.

*Unless you're really cool. No, just kidding - if you play this with anything stronger than beer you'll probably die.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. *SCIENCE* (something vaguely scientific/magical/totally bogus is seen, used, or mentioned).
2. A child is in danger (including the credits).
3. You witness a douche dad/sad son event (for either family).
4. Russ is SUPER FREAKING IN LOVE with Amy.

Take a bonus drink every time Russ Sr. clearly should have been played by Jim Carrey if he was famous yet.
Take a bonus drink every time the proportions are hilariously inconsistent.

Finish your drink for "Blow it out your shorts."

Pirates of the Caribbean Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says 'pirate'.
2. Someone squints or otherwise gazes intently off into the distance.
3. Someone says 'Jack' or 'Black' (note: if someone says 'Jack Black, you are likely watching the wrong movie).
4. Someone stands on a thing that's not a normal thing to stand on (e.g. boat mast, tree limb, wagon, roof beam).
5. Keira Knightly pouts or generally makes that pouty face she makes. (here is one example, or just search for "Keira Knightly pouty face".

Finish your drink for "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen!" "So it would seem."

Mean Girls Drinking Game

First, pick one of the Plastics. Take a drink every time your Plastic does the thing she is know for (Regina George is mean, Gretchen is told a secret, reveals a secret, or promises not to tell a secret, and Karen is dumb).

Also take a drink every time...

1. Someone explains either a quality or aspect of North Shore High School (including specific people) or of high school in general.
2. Someone references Africa or Cady doesn't know something everyone should know because of her time in Africa.
3. Someone mentions a clique or group of North Shore students (e.g. Plastics, Mathletes, Sexually Active Band Geeks).
4. Tim Meadows...speaks? Whatever, just take a drink every time Tim Meadows.

Take a bonus drink every time Damian does something stereotypically gay or someone mentions how gay he is.

Take a bonus drink for racism that both lampoons issues of racism and is still somewhat uncomfortable.

Pick a Lizzy Caplan quote. Finish your drink for it. Possible options include:

-"Your mom's chest hair!"

-"You smell like a baby prostitute."

-"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?" 

-"I guess it's probably because I've got a big LESBIAN  crush on you! Suck on that!"

Home Alone Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Macaulay Culkin speaks animatedly with a creepy lack of facial expression.
2. Macaulay Culkin makes one of his incredibly rehearsed emotional indicator faces.
3. Somebody gets hurt. 
4. Someone says "Kevin."
5. You see a mode of transportation.

Finish your drink when Macaulay Culkin says, "This is my house. I HAVE to defend it."