Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. *SCIENCE* (something vaguely scientific/magical/totally bogus is seen, used, or mentioned).
2. A child is in danger (including the credits).
3. You witness a douche dad/sad son event (for either family).
4. Russ is SUPER FREAKING IN LOVE with Amy.

Take a bonus drink every time Russ Sr. clearly should have been played by Jim Carrey if he was famous yet.
Take a bonus drink every time the proportions are hilariously inconsistent.

Finish your drink for "Blow it out your shorts."