There's Something About Mary Drinking Game

Note that this game has a high frequency of drinks, and, as always, should be played with beer*.

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says 'Mary' (and, if you're not drinking enough, 'Ted')
2. Someone says "fuck" or some derivative of the word
3. Things go from bad to worse. Take a second drink if things go from worse to...worser.
4. Someone lies to or deceives someone else. Take a bonus drink every time this movie would be three minutes long if everyone wasn't constantly misleading everyone else.

*Unless you're really cool. No, just kidding - if you play this with anything stronger than beer you'll probably die.