- Someone says 'duck' (note: this definitely also includes 'ducks' and 'Ducksworth'). If you're a bit of the way in and slowly realizing that this movie is way less good than kid you thought it was, add 'quack', but don't say we didn't warn you*.
- Emilio Estevez (or whatever his name is in the movie. Is it still Emilio Estevez?) has a flashback, or someone mentions his past. Apparently nothing happened in this guy's life between peewee hockey and now.
- Emilio Estevez (seriously - he must have a character name, right? Wait. It's Gordon.) is just SUCH A DOUCHE [for the first half of the movie] or is just SUCH A NICE GUY WHO OH MY GOSH HE JUST LOVES KIDS SO MUCH [after his heart-changing lay-down in the snow].
- Mysterious Wise Old Man is Mysterious and Wise.
Take a bonus drink every time the kids are such wholesome rapscallions**.
Take a bonus drink for Disney sanctimoniousness.
Finish your drink for "Hey! I'll decide who sucks around here!"
*WARNING
**Cute little hooligans, if you will***
***Just the sweetest little troubled preadolescents you could care to meet
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