Gladiator Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. DEATH!!!! (or CORPSES!!!!)*
2. You want to punch Joaquin Phoenix in the balls because he's cowardly or crafty or creepy or crazy or just generally can't do the right thing to save his sad little life.
3. Connie Nielsen** is just in her own little soap opera, man. Like, the whole time.
4. There is sad drooling and/or snot.
5. Someone says 'Caesar' or 'Rome' (actually, people say those a lot, so you might want to pick one)

Take a bonus drink every time the music in this movie is EXACTLY the same as the Pirates of the Caribbean music.

Take a bonus drink every time Oh get on with it! How long until someone gladiates, or, like, kills a lion or something?

Take a bonus drink every time there is a weird/crazy/unnecessarily artsy camera shot, like weird dream sequences, random close-ups or blurring, arbitrary flower petals, etc.

Finish your drink for "You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back."

*Go ahead and waterfall at appropriate times. You'll know when.

**Don't know who Connie Nielsen is? She plays Lucilla, and more importantly she is the only woman in this movie who is alive.