Mean Girls Drinking Game

First, pick one of the Plastics. Take a drink every time your Plastic does the thing she is know for (Regina George is mean, Gretchen is told a secret, reveals a secret, or promises not to tell a secret, and Karen is dumb).

Also take a drink every time...

1. Someone explains either a quality or aspect of North Shore High School (including specific people) or of high school in general.
2. Someone references Africa or Cady doesn't know something everyone should know because of her time in Africa.
3. Someone mentions a clique or group of North Shore students (e.g. Plastics, Mathletes, Sexually Active Band Geeks).
4. Tim Meadows...speaks? Whatever, just take a drink every time Tim Meadows.

Take a bonus drink every time Damian does something stereotypically gay or someone mentions how gay he is.

Take a bonus drink for racism that both lampoons issues of racism and is still somewhat uncomfortable.

Pick a Lizzy Caplan quote. Finish your drink for it. Possible options include:

-"Your mom's chest hair!"

-"You smell like a baby prostitute."

-"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?" 

-"I guess it's probably because I've got a big LESBIAN  crush on you! Suck on that!"

Home Alone Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Macaulay Culkin speaks animatedly with a creepy lack of facial expression.
2. Macaulay Culkin makes one of his incredibly rehearsed emotional indicator faces.
3. Somebody gets hurt. 
4. Someone says "Kevin."
5. You see a mode of transportation.

Finish your drink when Macaulay Culkin says, "This is my house. I HAVE to defend it."

Top Gun Drinking Game

As always, try this with beer. Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "Maverick" or "Mav"
2. Someone says "Goose"
3. Maverick is such a FUCKING REBEL
4. A character says something that sounds gay out of context (or even in context). [See list of examples below]*
5. Take a drink every time you hear a song. Take two drinks if it is "Danger Zone**" or "Take My Breath Away." And yes, when Tom Cruise sings, it does count as a song. We won't judge you if you take three drinks for that.

Take a bonus drink for contrived melodrama.
Take a bonus drink every time you want to punch Tom Cruise in the face.***

Finish your drink for "I want some BUTTS!!"

* "He's engaging me!"
   "Right on Cougar's tail."
   "Help me engage!"
   "I was inverted."
   "I'm coming hard. I got him, he's still back there."
   "He's going vertical; so am I."
   "Extend and escape."
   "I can't believe we're doing this!"
   "Ice, come off my right."
   "I'm losing control. I can't control it!"
   "It's a big one, Goose."
   "That's, it. That's it."
   "Keep coming, keep coming."
   "It's too close for missiles. I'm switching to guns."
   "Come on, come on, Jesus Christ! Mike, take the shot."
   "Come on, Mav, let's get in there."
   "I'm not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your ass."
   "Up there, you got to push it."

**If you click on the link and watch the video, go ahead and take a drink every time the VIDEO is gay.

***If you constantly want to punch Tom Cruise in the face, try to pace yourself.

Can't get enough gay? Go for this hilarious Top Gun costume and you can feel as if you, too, are right on Cougar's tail.

Or you can REALLY mess up your kid. Not because there's anything wrong if he's gay, just because Top Gun is a terrible movie.

Dirty Harry Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. The ridiculous 70's music doesn't match the action on screen.
2. You think to yourself, "Come ON, get on with it!" *
3. Clint Eastwood is a pimp. Take a second drink every time No, that man is a PIMP**.
4. Clint is a loose cannon. Take a second drink if someone tries to rein him in.
5. Someone says (or you see) "Calahan" or "Scorpio."

Take a bonus drink every time Scorpio gets progressively crazier (basically every new scene he is in).

Take an increasing number of drinks every time someone says "Dirty Harry" (one for the first time, two for the second, etc. [if you've lost count, take five {there aren't ever five}]).

Finish your drink for, "Well, do you, punk?"


*As in, every time you're waiting for three minutes for something to happen, every time there's way too much of people running in the dark, every time the movie sacrifices excitement to realism, etc. To really fulfill this drink, with the exception of a minute forty seconds into the movie, you're probably going to have to drink pretty much constantly for the first five minutes.

**DGMania does not condone prostitution.

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The Lion King Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song
2. Someone says 'king'. Two drinks if the speaker is made out of clouds.
3. Someone says something wise and/or mystical. Take two drinks if they are floating magically in the sky.
4. An animal makes the sound it's actually supposed to make rather than speaking in English (it's up to you whether Ed counts for this one or not).
5. There is a shot of landscape. Two drinks if the landscape includes a lion made out of clouds.

Take a bonus drink every time Simba is stupid.
Take a bonus drink every time someone in the set of {Timon, Pumba, Simba} repeats something someone else says.*

Finish your drink for [SPOILER ALERT] "I...killed...Mufasa!"


*Take two drinks if you understand set notation

 Want to sing along?

The Princess Bride Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "love" or "as you wish"
2. There is a narration scene with Peter Falk and Fred Savage
3. Someone says "the Dread Pirate Roberts"
4. Someone says "highness" or "princess"
5. Someone mentions a place that isn't real (such as "Florin" or "Guilder")

Take a bonus drink every time someone, including Westley, licks Westley's balls talking about some talent he has or Westley is super pompous about something.

Take a bonus drink every time Buttercup is frustratingly stupid and/or screws stuff up. This includes every time you wonder why Buttercup can't recognize Wesley with the mask on. (I mean, come on. She's describing his eyes while looking directly into them.) Stupid women.

Finish your drink for, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."



 We always hear that the book is better than the movie. That's probably not true this time, but why not investigate?

The Bourne Identity Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You see or hear the name "Bourne" or "Kane"
2. Someone speaks a foreign language
3. Someone uses a phone
4. Reference is made to Bourne's having memory loss (he discovers something from his past, a skill he has magically returns to him, he whines about how he can't remember something, etc.)
5. Julia Stiles randomly shows up. Take two drinks if you think, "There's Julia Stiles."

Take a bonus drink every time Franka Potente (Marie) sucks. Take two if you're distracted from the movie by how much she looks like Andy Samberg, especially with short hair.

Finish your drink for, "What is the French word for stakeout? Huh?"
Finish your drink when Bourne uses a fat man as a flying carpet and gets in a perfect kill shot in the process.



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