Frozen Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song.
2. Someone says 'ice' or 'frozen'.
3. Someone talks to something that is not a human*. Take two drinks if they do a silly voice and pretend to respond.
4.  Anna is super quirky/excitable/spunky about life.
5. A door or gate is shown opening or closing, or people discuss the opening and closing of doors or gates**.

Take a bonus drink every time Disney has no idea what happens when people get cold/doesn't understand that people will die of hypothermia if their clothing freezes to their body in sub-zero temperatures because every single person who was involved in this movie is from Los Angeles and only sees cold in a refrigerator.

Finish your drink when a snowman sings a song about how much he wants to know what it feels like to be warm and dramatic irony ensues.


*Note: It's relatively hard to keep track of this one, so remember that things that are not human include things like reindeer, paintings, anthropomorphic snowmen, and trolls that are made out of rocks.

** This totally happens more than you'd think.