The Emperor's New Groove Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "Kuzco".
2. John Goodman (Pacha) is such a good guy it's unbelievable... no really, I don't believe it.
3. Kronk fails.
4. A physically impossible thing happens (size proportions included.) Take a second drink if it is impossible even by standards of animated movies.
5. Yzma's triangular, lopsided boobs (yes, those triangles on her tummy) distract you.

Finish your drink for "Wrong LEVERRRR!"

Wicker Man Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Anything bee-related is shown or mentioned (e.g. honey, hives, Nicholas Cage being killed by bees [Note: spoiler alert.]
2. Someone says 'sister'.
3. A woman who is old or pregnant appears*.
4. There is a horror movie trope, but awful**.
5. Nicholas Cage is the worst cop ever***.

Take a bonus drink every time the village is super suspicious.

Finish your drink for the collection of fetus jars...or, the jar fetuses? The fetus jar...collection? Finish your drink for all the feti.

*If you aren't drinking enough (we'll save you some time -- you aren't), take a drink every time the camera pans to a woman who is old or pregnant.

**Examples include (and cut us some slack, because we were really drunk for this movie) hang-up phone calls, someone dying in front of you, seeing visions of creepy children being creepily killed, wiggling mysterious bags with blood dripping from them...we guess, creepy innkeeper, the past coming back to haunt one, an elderly person warning the protagonist about the creepy place they're in, nightmares, creepy chanting, a mysterious barn...left open...mysteriously, eerie wind chime sounds, eerie whispering sounds, creepy old photographs, disturbed children's drawings, visions of dead bodies, cemeteries, coffins, creepy twins, masks, pigeons, fatal bee allergies, and falling through floors.

***Examples include:

• Cursing in front of children
• Ignoring search warrants and other procedural whatnots
• Making idle threats
• Yelling at children/people
• Traumatizing the public
• Ignoring dead bodies
• Wearing really tight pants
• Holding up pictures for no reason (sorry - we were really drunk for this one)
• Elbow patches
• Pretending to have jurisdiction
• We wrote something that looks like 'face prelim'. If anyone can figure out what that might be, leave a comment and you win a prize! The prize is a dollar, and you can claim it by coming all the way to us and having us hand it to you. Leave a comment!

Scrooged Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says 'Frank'.
2. Frank (Sir William Murray) finds a new way to be a douchebag to those around him*.
3. A TV screen is shown.
4. A bad thing happens to Bobcat Goldthwait (Eliot).
5. Karen Allen stares somewhere off camera, creepily, without blinking.

Take a bonus drink every time Bobcat Goldthwait tries to rein in that Bobcat Goldthwait thing he does.

Take a bonus drink every time Bill Murray sarcastics his way through this movie and/or finds himself far too charming.

Finish your drink for "Awww...knives!"

*Examples include sitting on people, emotionally manipulating, sexing ladies with his eyes, telling his employees what he would have done, intimidating, firing, insulting children's artwork, enjoying others' despair, pandering to his boss, yelling unnecessarily, stealing from old ladies, lying, being conceited, screaming at children while in the midst of flirting, having terrible priorities, etc.

Turner & Hooch Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says 'Hooch'.
2. Turner does something OCD. Take a second drink if he does a totally not OCD thing later in the movie once he becomes a loose cannon with no valid explanation other than that there is a dog.
3. It's, like, SO TOTALLY 80S*!
4. Tom Hanks does his Tom Hanks Yell.
5. Turner threatens to kill, attempts to kill, or suggests something that would kill, Hooch.

Finish your drink for On top of Old Smokey = Sex.


*Some examples:
-A NordicTrack
-80s workout shorts
-The chick from St. Elmo's Fire
-Reginald VelJohnson
-Tighty briefies - every time you see them (you might find them on Tom Hanks 700,087 times in this movie)
-Tom Hanks's tie
-The chick's loose button-up
-Basically anything else in this movie

Flubber Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. SCIENCE!!!! (This includes machines, robots, zany experiments, random tools, flubber somehow being a sentient being that can be cut up into tiny shoe pads and glued to a dozen feet without causing it any pain, etc.)
2. Weebo (the robot) plays a video clip to communicate or express emotion. Take two drinks if it's a really complex emotion.
3. Professor Robin Williams can't remember something or is otherwise absent-minded/a space case or this is discussed by the other characters.
4. There is physical "comedy" involving Wil Wheaton's dad's henchmen.
5. Shooter McGavin says something evil.

Take a bonus drink every time Professor Robin Williams does something only the worst scientist ever would do. Examples include:

• Opening something that just exploded and sticking his face in it
• Touching substances without gloves
• Never wearing protective gear in general/lack of safety precautions
• Sneezing on his experiment
• Jumping out of a window
• Endangering society
• Inhaling gas/chemicals
• Wiping flubber water on his ass
• Kissing flubber-coated objects
• Leaving beakers of chemicals just sitting around
• Flying a car into the lower atmosphere
• Making a robot sidekick out of metal so thin it can be broken with a baseball bat
• Telling a robot sidekick to focus and then letting it die without doing anything
• Making a robot daughter with his robot sidekick and naming it 'Weebette'

Varsity Blues Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says 'Mox' or 'Moxon'.
2. They're so country (examples include every time they pronounce 'coyote' 'KY-ote', pigs riding in vehicles, dipping pancakes in unknown substances and eating them while driving, mooning people, shots of corn fields, riding in pickup truck beds, unnecessary guns, etc.). Take two drinks if it's Billy Bob. Take three if Billy Bob is drinking syrup.
3. Coach Kilmer yells. Take two if he's cartoonishly evil.
4. Moxon is so sensitive and smart and oh, so reluctant about football, the poor dear.
5. There is an instance of bad parenting.

Finish your drink for the greatest line ever spoken on film, "I DON'T WANT...YOUR LIFE."

Frozen Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song.
2. Someone says 'ice' or 'frozen'.
3. Someone talks to something that is not a human*. Take two drinks if they do a silly voice and pretend to respond.
4.  Anna is super quirky/excitable/spunky about life.
5. A door or gate is shown opening or closing, or people discuss the opening and closing of doors or gates**.

Take a bonus drink every time Disney has no idea what happens when people get cold/doesn't understand that people will die of hypothermia if their clothing freezes to their body in sub-zero temperatures because every single person who was involved in this movie is from Los Angeles and only sees cold in a refrigerator.

Finish your drink when a snowman sings a song about how much he wants to know what it feels like to be warm and dramatic irony ensues.


*Note: It's relatively hard to keep track of this one, so remember that things that are not human include things like reindeer, paintings, anthropomorphic snowmen, and trolls that are made out of rocks.

** This totally happens more than you'd think.