The Lion King Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song
2. Someone says 'king'. Two drinks if the speaker is made out of clouds.
3. Someone says something wise and/or mystical. Take two drinks if they are floating magically in the sky.
4. An animal makes the sound it's actually supposed to make rather than speaking in English (it's up to you whether Ed counts for this one or not).
5. There is a shot of landscape. Two drinks if the landscape includes a lion made out of clouds.

Take a bonus drink every time Simba is stupid.
Take a bonus drink every time someone in the set of {Timon, Pumba, Simba} repeats something someone else says.*

Finish your drink for [SPOILER ALERT] "I...killed...Mufasa!"


*Take two drinks if you understand set notation

 Want to sing along?

The Princess Bride Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. Someone says "love" or "as you wish"
2. There is a narration scene with Peter Falk and Fred Savage
3. Someone says "the Dread Pirate Roberts"
4. Someone says "highness" or "princess"
5. Someone mentions a place that isn't real (such as "Florin" or "Guilder")

Take a bonus drink every time someone, including Westley, licks Westley's balls talking about some talent he has or Westley is super pompous about something.

Take a bonus drink every time Buttercup is frustratingly stupid and/or screws stuff up. This includes every time you wonder why Buttercup can't recognize Wesley with the mask on. (I mean, come on. She's describing his eyes while looking directly into them.) Stupid women.

Finish your drink for, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."



 We always hear that the book is better than the movie. That's probably not true this time, but why not investigate?

The Bourne Identity Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You see or hear the name "Bourne" or "Kane"
2. Someone speaks a foreign language
3. Someone uses a phone
4. Reference is made to Bourne's having memory loss (he discovers something from his past, a skill he has magically returns to him, he whines about how he can't remember something, etc.)
5. Julia Stiles randomly shows up. Take two drinks if you think, "There's Julia Stiles."

Take a bonus drink every time Franka Potente (Marie) sucks. Take two if you're distracted from the movie by how much she looks like Andy Samberg, especially with short hair.

Finish your drink for, "What is the French word for stakeout? Huh?"
Finish your drink when Bourne uses a fat man as a flying carpet and gets in a perfect kill shot in the process.



Want to see this movie a million times? Go buy the EXPLOSIVE EDITION!

Aladdin Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. There is a new song
2. Someone refers to Aladdin as "street rat," "boy," or "Prince A-booboo"
3. Someone says "princess"
4. Aladdin talks to something that is not a person (such as a monkey, carpet, genie, magic elephant, tiger made out of sand, etc.)*
5. Iago parrots** something someone says.

Take a bonus drink every time you find yourself singing along with the movie. Or, if you don't know the movie very well, take a bonus drink every time you are annoyed by someone singing along with the movie.
Take a bonus drink every time you picture Gilbert Gottfried or Robin Williams delivering Iago's or the Genie's lines.



Finish your drink for "You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules."


*Note: For your own health, only take a second drink if Aladdin switches his conversation (for example, if he is talking to the Genie for three minutes, don't take a drink for literally every line he says if he's only talking to the genie)


**HAHAHAHAHA



 You've gotten smashed watching the movie! Now go drunkenly play the game! Of COURSE there's a game. And it's not even made by Disney! Classy.

The Breakfast Club Drinking Game

First, pick one of the five main student characters. Take a drink each time your character exemplifies his/her stereotype ("a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal") and each time someone else references him/her as exemplifying his/her stereotype.

Also take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song.
2. Someone talks about an adult/adults ruining kids' lives. (Because if nothing else, this movie tells us how all our problems can be blamed on someone else: our parents.)
3. Principal Vernon interrupts the bonding by coming in to hassle the kids. Two drinks when he delivers an empty threat.
4. There is a lovey-dovey moment between two characters, (e.g. a look of longing, angry chemistry, rushing to their defense, general pervyness). 

Take a bonus drink when you find yourself wondering what happened to one of the actors or when you do remember what happened to one of the actors and are sad.

Finish your drink for, "No dad, what about you?!"

Finish your drink as a bonus drink, if you so desire, for your character's big speech (note: for Bender, this refers to "Smoke up, Johnny!", since he's got two.)

The Wedding Singer Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. You hear a new song. Take two drinks when Robbie (Adam Sandler) sings one.
2. The 80s smack you in the face.
3. Glenn is a douchebag.
4. Somebody says something bad about/to Robbie.
5. Someone is shown drinking or holding a drink.

Take a bonus drink when Adam Sandler does one of his trademark Adam Sandler things. (For example: cutesy Adam Sandler style talking,  ridiculous I'm saying this all funny Adam Sandler style talking, or Adam Sandler style yelling.)
Take a bonus drink every time Drew Barrymore thinks she is much cuter than she's actually capable of being.

Finish your drink for, "Once again, things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"



Sing along with people who aren't that great at singing to begin with!

Over the Top Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...

1. The soundtrack is terrible/the soundtrack is hilarious (note: you can [and should] drink multiple times for the same hilarious/awful song)
2. There is an indication of Hawk's familial misfortunes (e.g. his kid says something douchey to him, someone references his having left his family, etc.)
3. There's arm wrassling. Heck, take three.*
4. There is a shot of scenery
5. Someone says "Hawk" or  you see it written**

Take a bonus drink every time mom is incredibly ill. Take two every time you feel like a monster for drinking for a dying woman.
Take a bonus drink every time Hawk is just SO blue collar

Finish your drink when SMASHER says, "I don't, I don't believe anything!"
Finish your drink for "As long as you lose as a winner it doesn't matter."


*If you're doing three, definitely switch to one toward the end of the movie when they hold the arm wrestlympics. Seriously. Be warned. It's intense. 

**This includes "Hawks". Not drinking enough? Do the same for "Cutler."



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